When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face
Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
By ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ
When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.
Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her. Kirk got a Sloppy Joe
By Utahman123
When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed. "How did her face look?" -Dude #2 "Well, it looked better than it normally does." - Dude #1
By Greasy Bear 69
Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.
By Perv Johnson
When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit
"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"
By rat handler