A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.
As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive! First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL
By wetcoastbirdman
An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.
"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."
By DwheelerJ
a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey
hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks
By Nowar
Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.
Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.
By Elliott
Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.
God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!
By anonymous