Roger Federer
An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal
me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch your mom: no me: it was hilarious your mom: yeah whatever me: are you even paying attention? your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser me: well, is it all there? your mom: yeah me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth your mom: condom only me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday your mom: no! me: aw c'mon your mom: no!
By mobolaji suleiman