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Robert Pattinson

A mediocre actor who was launched to fame by snagging the role of Cedric Diggory in the fourth Harry Potter film. He was noted as a attractive actor but his face did not launch a thousand ships of fandom. Yet. He was later offered the part of Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight where his acting was significantly less than it was in the Potter film. The fact that he did not take his character seriously shown through in every scene. Robert has now taken to not showering daily and enjoys leaving his hair greasy so it sticks up in funny ways. Unfortunately thousands upon thousands of very vocal girls would love to run their hands through his slimy locks.

Hey you haven't showered in days, you're starting to look like Robert Pattinson.

By JustNotSeeingIt

Robert Pattinson

Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight.... He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz. He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.) There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!! Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.

Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT! Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory? Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?! (Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1) Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.

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