randomness
The art\skill of being so utterley random it 1)confuses people 2)impresses them 3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap. so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!! or aagh my parents are such randomness, your randomness makes me so horny
By Afromonk