What's on your mug?

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

By Jim Jim420

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier! Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

By Big Turd Burgler

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now. You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

By Tatty 2