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(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

By MinistryOfDEW

1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer. 2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior. 4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay. 5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense 6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.

"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free, You are a pirate!" "Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs "PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."

By nogoodie2shoes

1) One who freely and illegally downloads software, music, movies, or any other form of copyrighted data. 2) The act of downloading this stuff.

ARRR! ME SCALLIES! I JUST PIRATED ME A COPY OF ALESTORM'S NEW ALBUM!

By Yer da =]

1. Always land on their feet 2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR!

Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate! Joe: Dude, pirates rock. Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas! Cindy: My dad's a pirate. Joe/Greg: Cool...

By Marsha/Betty

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja. 2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas. 2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

By Myc