What's on your mug?

To come so close yet so far To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life Patriots = FTW != Superbowl To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you

Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet? Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher All of them liked me Eli: did you get laid? Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore Eli: you pulled a patriots? Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing

By ohfuck

A bunch of no good, cheating, cry babies that allowed their cheating coach to leave the field because he was so upset that they are 18-1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Boo Hoo - We suck ass Patriots can't win without filming the other teams defense. We Suck!!!!

By Pimp Stick

See also La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.

Ocelot is in league with Solidus, and with the Patriots, but will the Patriots condone the acts of either Solidus OR Ocelot?

By Grey Fox

They are the greatest team since 85' bears stupid. They won 15 in a row!!!!! 10-0 against winning teams. Stupid People stop complaning about the patriots saying they suck because you are jealous. i mean get a life. Pats fans waited forever for the patriots to get good and it finnally happend. So stop complaing and being jealous.

the patriots are good, if you think not your credibility is not very good and whatever you say about football teams is useless

By bobb

Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.

True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between. The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.

By sux0r