October 4th
October 4th is the national "give your BF a blowjob day"
Him: hey it's October 4th Her: so what? Him: it's national blowjob day. her:oh okay do you want it now?
By Dailynews.com
What's on your mug?
October 4th
The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!
Ruby - wait is it your birthday today Hermione - hell yeah it is baby! Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th
By Crumpfartmaster
October 4th
A day where its either shit, or u shit urself (or both)
October 4th: Person 1: my day has been shit Person 2: i shit myself Person 3: i shit myself making my day shit
By Shittyuyyydudggd
October 4th
National punch Chloe day
Today’s October 4th, let’s punch Chloe
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October 4th
National girlfriends day ;)
Person 1: Hey, its october 4th! Person 2: and? Person 1: its national girlfriends day
By Gang_gang9087