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Abbreviated [No Nut November], an internet [challenge] where males attempt to go the entire month of November without ejaculating. Often causes more [trouble] than its worth, as males become increasingly distracted by their rising libido, and often unintentionally end up impregnating their significant others due to much higher seminal volume when they finally give in.

[Marcus] had been on NNN for about 10 days, and already it was starting to get to him. He felt sooo backed up downstairs, and even the not so hot chicks had turned into models. So It didn’[t] help when his girlfriend [Chelsey] decided to surprise him after an [evening] together. He couldn’t Resist, So he pulled out a condom and went to town. Even with the condom on, the sensations of her tightly gripping his manhood were intensified and mind numbing. It would only be a few minutes before he felt his groin rumble and begin to erupt. However, in his haste, he had forgotten to leave room in the end of the condom for a reservoir, and so when he pulled himself in [tight] and grunted loudly, his much larger [load] tore straight through the condom [wall], his seed getting blasted directly into her womb. As he finished and held himself inside for a moment to bask at the wonderful sensation, he realized it felt TOO good. And to his horror, he realized the condom had burst and she was very likely going to be pregnant.

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