What's on your mug?

dingleberries, left over scrogglings

I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch

By tim-tim

To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning. Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.

Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom. Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?

By Charles Carmichael12

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

By K-Noodle

a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.

Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!

By ouioui

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please" You mulch face! "i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

By Mulchmeister