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The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.

OMG! He is such as Maximilian

By john mugster

the ultimate

You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

By twat stain

The most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for Sid the sloth) No one will make you feel more amazing than a Maximilian will. He knows the way to a girl's heart. He can put a smile on any girls face. But he puts a smile on Chesle's face the most. This man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. He knows his limits and how to make Chesles feel great. He loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. He can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.

Girl 1: Oh she is soooo lucky to have a Maximilian. Girl 2: I know right! I'm so jealous.

By ilovethisboy

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.

John: oh hello Maximilian Maximilian: sup dude Jazmine: omg look at his bulge

By name_analyzer'21

all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.

Oida 1: Jo Kamerad is that an Austrian? Oida 2: idk, is he named maximilian? Oida 1: JAWOHL

By SuperAustriaHater88