Loretta
If you have a Loretta, you are very lucky Lorettas are smol, amazing and the gayest children ever If you know a Loretta, and are happy about it, you are probably also gay, or at least LGBTQ+ supportive Loves animals and can read for England, America, and probably every other country in the world They are very much obsessed with musicals, especially Dear Evan Hansen and Waitress, and would probably do very well if they acted in them If you wish to befriend a Loretta, you may find them lurking around any local librarys, book shops, pride parades or theaters
Me: hey I'm making you an Urban Dictionary defenition! Loretta: Can I buy a mug of it for my father Manley?
By Obsessive child