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Latin is a language that was originally the [chief] language of the Roman Empire. While it shares many etymological similarities with ancient Greek, it is a much more rigidly-structured language as a result of the more military nature of Roman [society]. Citizens of Rome (both native and naturalized) were expected to speak Latin; not to was a sign of barbarism. Nowadays, other than linguists, the only major [two] groups that use Latin are the Catholic Church and scientists (usually biologists). Unfortunately, this has given Latin an unfair image as a language of stuffy intellectuals. This is compounded by the fact that most Latin [education] programs teach the G-rated version of Latin (i.e. the version without any curses or real Roman [history]), despite the fact that Latin contains some awesome curses. Some of those are included below.

Claude os tuum, vel tu claudam. - Shut up, or I [will] shut you up Mens tuum est similis bombulis infanti. - Your mind is like a farting infant. Siste loquens! Nobis stultior facis! - [Stop] speaking! You are making me more stupid! Volo te claude. - I wish you'[d] shut up. Siste legens hoc praeceptum. - [Stop] reading this motto. Sororem tuam pedicavi! - I sodomized your [sister]! Non certa si troglodytarum aut tantummodo stultius. - Not sure if [troll] or just stupid. Mammae aut apage! - Tits or GTFO. Erada rationem triginta et duo! - Delete System32! Osores oderit... - Haters gonna Hate Tu iratus, frater? - UMAD, bro? Tantum cunnus es. - You are such a c*nt. Ille culus. - Dat ass Culum tuum tangere possum? - Can I touch your ass? Quis culum meum iam tetigit? - Did you just touch my ass? Rosae rubrae sunt, violae caerulae sunt. Carmini scribere non possum, ita claude. - Roses are red, violets are [blue]. I can't write poems, so shut up. Irrumabo usque id amas. - I'[ll] [face]-[fuck you] until you like it. Tua resistentia solummodo meum penem durius facit! - Your resistance only makes my penis harder! Verpam meam ei ostendere conatus sum, sed cucurristi. - I tried to show her my penis, but she ran. Hic me est merda dante! - This is me giving a shit! Qui tuum loqui quaesivit? - Who asked you to speak? Se futue - Fuck yourself (NOTE: this is the correct Latin. "Te futue" literally means "Go [fuck you]" (i.e., another person))

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Latin

A language which, in being both dead alive, can be likened to a vampire. Yet another similarity with that group, is that as Vampires suck the life from unsuspecting victims, so too does this language. Steer Clear; if you hear the words declension, double dative, or ablative of means, a latin vampire attack may be near.

-I used to have a 4.0. Then I took Latin. -I used to have a soul, then I took Latin

By latin scholar123

Latin

The language you will take years of and still struggle because there is always new things to learn.

Teacher: There is another case Any student: What! They only taught us the nominative, genative, dative, accusitive, ablative, and vocative Teacher: Well there is a locative case Any student: Smh, I only take Latin because it is a required language.

By frenchcrepe

latin

A language derived from Italic tribes (A.K.A:”Sermo urbanus”; for French most times although used for other Romance languages “Lingua vulgaris”). This language took its script from the Greek language. The language was widely spoken by the Romans and neighboring tribes, and was used as an universal language in the European Middle ages for the educated class. Romanian, Spanish, Portuguese, French and Italian are languages that come directly from Latin (A.K.A Romance Languages) Latin it is studied for etymology, a better understating of Latin languages and to be able to read roman manuscripts from ancient and medieval times. “Latin people” (Latinos) is an expression mistakenly used only referring to South American people, which should include Western Europeans who inherited the language and some Roman culture. Also means as an historical fact someone who was born and/or lived in ancient Latium in western central Italy. The language it is also used in special Roman Catholic Masses. The word originated before the 12th century from Latin “Latinus” which means of the people of Latium and/or a Roman; from Latium which was an ancient region of western central Italy. To finalize, there are some Latin phrases that are still used today.

-ergo = Therefore; Hence. -cogito, ergo sum = I think, thefore I am. (From French philosopher Rene Descartes -status quo = The state in which. -deus ex machina = A god from the machinery. (An expression that symbolizes an event that resolves an extreme difficulty or a far-fetched event)

By Rexnecros

latin

1. a foreign language that the romans spoke, which is now a forgotten, dead language. many people still use it, and has been said by many to be the hardest language to learn.

Salve, loqour latine? (Hello, do you speak latin?)

By Akhaten