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The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!

Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?

By minecraftproffecianal112

Jonas The supreme being of sex. Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men. Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.

"I had such a great night with Jonas" "Omg how was he?!" "I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking" "Holy shit you have to get me with him!" "No way, I'm having him again tonight"

By DefinitelyNotJonas

Usually a nice guy. A class clown that usually gets in trouble, but laughs it off. Makes jokes to hide his insecurities, but if you adress this to him, he'll deny it and back himself up with a corny joke. Jonas' find themselves unnable to cry in front of others, but if you happen to come across him at the time, stay there by his side and comfort him. When he stops, give him a big ass hug.

"Hey look, It's Jonas!"

By AlexNotAlex

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name. He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor. Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.

Person 1: What's your name? Jonas: My name is Jonas.

By DropDeadCasanova

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name. He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor. He smiles all the time and can light up any room he sets foot in. Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.

Jonas drives that sexy chevy lifter all day long.

By WhiteChocolate08