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Noah's Wife

Teacher: Who is Joan of Arc Bill: Noah's Wife

By JJthedicktionare

bible-bashing school in rickmansworth, watford. consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils. provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher' and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.

'child, have you been obeying the 3rd commandment of joan of arc?' 'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning' 'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'

By aHindu.

a HOT LESBIAN

for example.. me ! Joan :P

By Joan

When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.

You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!

By NLK

your mom

wow your mom is Joan of Arc

By Hotcarlonyourface