What's on your mug?

Adjective applied primarily to clothing: sloppy, ill-fitting, or badly tailored

"Child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! Why, it's at least three inches longer in the back!"

By hootnannie

the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).

"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?" "yeah! i wish i had jakey."

By my love is jakey

Messed up or inoperable.

I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.

By Chuckegirl

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis

Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey

By chickenpoop37

an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass. interests include: -jumping off boats -riding giant bananas -being british with other brits

jakey= badass british dude

By MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY