Huffy, noun: Popular brand of bicycle; usually feminine or silly; possibly containing white, flowered basket and shiny pink tassles.
Susan: Would you like to meet me at the park, Andre? Andre: Hellz yeah, let me bust out the Huffy and I'll be right there.
By sock
An unsatisfying and unenjoyable, yet ultimately successful, blowjob. Like the crappy bicycle of the same name, it gets the job done but that doesn't mean you enjoy it while it happens.
"Yeah I guess I had a good time on my date the other night, the girl was nice but she gave me a total huffy."
By blaupow
Pseudonym for gimp. Usually refers to one who dresses in full body leather suits and enjoys the company of cats.
Stop being such a huffy and get your hands out of your pants! You're such a gimp!
By Derk Malone
When a guy pumps air into his pee hole with bicycle tire pump and then spurts the air back out in the girls face.
Da bitch went down on me and I gave her a huffy.
By Mikey Ma;lskdjgadhgjfkdsssss
Similar to a douchebag. Only worse.
Larry, don’t be a huffy. It’s just dirty. Kind of like you.
By Brately53