Holden Caulfield
The most piss-poor example of a teenager i have ever read about. Anyone who "connects" with him on a "personal level" is slightly mentally unstable.
"Dude, did you read 'The Catcher in the Rye'?" "Oh yeah, that book with that piss-poor example of a teenager Holden Caulfield?" "Yeah thats the one."
By Brains McGee