Helga, a beautiful girl from either Iceland or Norway with a fine booty and boobs to kill for. Easily recognized by a cute smile and a lack of underwear. Can be salty and cranky as fuck but is a good girl on the inside. Careful though, can't cook Also became famous cause of Hey Arnold!
Man 1: Damn, look at that girl over there. Man 2: Holy shit, that's pure wifey material. Man 1: Yeah, a true Helga.
By PastaPesto
A term often referred to females that are on average, 6 foot 2, 240 pounds and possess facial hair. This word first was used to describe the principal in the motion picture Matilda. However, this term has been used to describe other females that are similar in physical characteristics of the principal in Matilda.
Dude, those chicks are helgas.
By Min Oh
A Fat White Woman with a manly voice
Look at that helga eating all them donuts.
By figpop
Some crusty weeb who probably Has an unhealthy obsession with some underaged singer. She won't stop making references to an anime that has ended months now. Will harass you by sending you pick up lines thinking she is slick. Has the looks of Kermit.
Person 1: hey is that Helga right there? Person 2: Quick every one hide!
By A Jewish bitch
A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.
I bet a month salary she's a Helga!
By Ferret squad