What's on your mug?

You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is

'Ha ha, eggplant.' 'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'

By your mum 69 21

a internet version of a dick , more importantly why in the living hell would you type this up

stupid guy:' bro can u tell me what a eggplant is' straight A+ student: 'ask urban dictionary you f***tard:

By strange_fetish

A way to describe a dick

Example( That nigga had the eggplant)

By Xoxo 1343

Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.

look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town

By bukkake

To Eggplant: 1. To bust on a girl's face. 2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region. (Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face. Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape? Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

By I am XANDERALE