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fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school

Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care

By thatbitchinthecorner

Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas: 1. Pants 2. Wallet containing cash Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas: 1. Heels 2. short skirt (no panties) 3. Top showing excessive cleavage Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs: 1. GIANT burlap sack. 2. Flower print Moo-Moo

Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"

By David From Austin

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.

Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded. Person 2- The dress code stinks!

By lexi4567

When someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean

Dayum that nigga got a dress code

By pimptressk

A dress code is an authoritarian rule often enforced by, mostly, schools. Often supported by the two party elite, there is a growing movement(as of 2021) to repeal all dress codes in schools and elsewhere. Although some religious groups might support these, efforts to introduce or even make dress codes more stricter are often sexist towards females, who make up about half of the libertarian population.

Boycott the dress code!

By Libertypedia