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cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

Only gentlemen can play cricket

By Gareth Ronan

A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha *Silence* Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket* Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(

By Baxton

When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.

Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!! Manager: What now Brian? Brian: A soccer player!! Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"

By Supermarket Worker

Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.

"Australia is the Cricket World Champion."

By ive-ree

Acceptable form of behaviour, British behaviour in particular.

We don't kick men in the balls. It isnt cricket. (Taken from Austin Powers 2)

By Greg Hill