BEER
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks... - Here have a beer! - Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
By BeerMaster
What's on your mug?
Beer
Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.
Can Oog get you beer?
By robertv
beer
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
By smoog
beer
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
By Anonymous
beer
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion: 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head? - So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
By alvit