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One of the best motorcycle manufacturers who builds the one of the best motorcycles of the world, besides the pretty nice cars and SUV's. Mostly sturdy and reliable touring bikes, like world traveller's favourite R1500GS, and naked-semi naked sport touring or sport bikes like K1200S-K1200R.(See the picture K1200RS, named "7of9", in Manhattan, by Donald Duck) BMW bikes called/known as "Beemers", as cars called "Bimmers".

BMW called Black Magic Woman because of the good ol' black BMW bikes...

By Donald_Duck

Bayerische Motoren Werke, Or Bavarian Motor Works, Or Break My Wallet. Company that makes "luxury" cars. It used to make airplanes engines, hence why the logo is of a propelor-esque design.

Check out my new bmw, it broke my wallet.

By 1337 |-|4x0|2

Bavarian Motor Works! The illest car company ever! All I have to say is this, have you seen the new M5? Thank you.

Yo! When I grow up, I wanna be pimpim around in an M5!

By AK

As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas. Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.

Example 1: (on PA Turnpike) David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that? Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art. Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot) Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up. Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust. Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico. Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.

By Evan V.

- Black Magic Woman -

or Bavarian Motor Works

By bad juju