What's on your mug?

A name that means graceful, musical, loving, and friendly.

My friend is such an Ann.

By texasgirl37902

A name meaning Grace in Hebrew, the name of the blessed Mother of Mary who gave birth to Jesus, a common name amongst royalty and the sickest bitch who owns all the boys on the block. Often the bearer of the name copes with the burden of extensive beauty and valor, and gracefully imbibes the pleasures of money, sex, music and drugs.

Oh I wish my name was Ann instead of Killian, so I could enjoy the manifest destiny of the name and all the spectacular wonder attached to it.

By Enga Pulderiens

A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. You can find Ann in her natural habitat, or Armadillo Grill, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Ann, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.

We're at Armadillo Grill, maybe we'll see a wild Ann Someone just said "fuck my life!" oh god! an ann is nearing! Let's go on a six-mile jog! I'm feeling kind of Ann today. Let's just sprawl out on the floor instead.

By Lili P

A Flossy Boss. Owns the ground you walk on. Her milshake really does bring all of the boys to the yard. A classy bitch, runs shit like a boss. Tall dark and bootylicious. A real catch, but is already basically married to a smurf. She doesn't take shit, so don't fuck with her or she will have you taken care of.

Person 1: Wow what is that bombshell doing with that smurf? Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.

By ann.owns.your.house

The most unbelievably sexy woman that has ever lived. Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable. Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.

Bastard #1: "Fuck man, I wrecked my truck!" Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?" Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"

By stuart71857