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Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 💜💙

Twilight: “M-Mordecai...can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 😞”

By Bowochan

airplane is a hilarious movie that cannot be taken seriously. Its a classic movie even though its children offspring (airplane 2 and 3) were failures. if you haven't seen this movie... WATCH IT!!!

line from the movie airplane: DOCTOR: what did the passengers eat for dinner? ATTENDANT: Well they had a choice, either steak or fish. DOCTOR: Oh yes now I remember I had lasagna.

By darkshadow29

performed during doggie style sex when the male partner reaches forward, grabbing the woman's arms and extending them outward, steering her back and forth like an airplane; it is often accompanied by jet noises. The airplane can sometimes lead to the maneuver known as the "terrorist", which is performed by the man simply letting go of said partner's arms.

"Rachel can't play racquetball with us today, her arms are too sore from the airplane"

By tommy anderson

A vehicle that is better than a woman in every way possible. It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically.

I had to choose between the wife and an airplane I found the airplane to be cheaper. I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend.

By pilotkajad

A huge heavy metal penis with wings that somehow manages to suspend itself in the air for large quantities of time, and within its airtight, claustrophobic confines, holds many people who are likely to vomit, drool as they sleep on you shoulder, and talk excessively until you have an overwhelming desire to commit suiside.

"Hey joe how was your trip?" "Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home." "... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?" "Yea, pretty much."

By XxShadoexX