What's on your mug?

A list of someone's addictions If you didn't know that you're idiots

Wow, that's a long addictionary.

By Too good of a bitch

1. A dictionary of addiction. 2. A dictionary of addition. 3. A dictionary that people can't stop reading.

1. "Hey Charlie, what's it mean when someone wants to smoke a lot of crack and stuff?" "I don't know, Frank, look it up in the addictionary." "Thanks Charlie, have you seen my pipe?" 2. "Hey Charlie, this dictionary seems incomplete, what should I do now?" "Go get an addictionary." "Thanks, hey, is that like when you go online and read about words that are being introduced into pop culture?" "Its more than that. That's why its an addictionary." "Shouldn't it be an additionary?" "No." 3. "Hey Charlie, I can't get enough of these definitions!" "Are you into that addictionary again?" "Yeah, and I should really start thinking about eating something too."

By Smoothface

A person whose compulsion is to run to a dictionary at every opportunity.

John is such an addictionary that he never gets past the headlines.

By Robert and Lisa

A book which features cures for addictions like smoking and alcohol.

Person 1: I really can't stop smoking. Person 2: You may want to look for help in the addictionary.

By 900bv