Absolute Unit
A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way. e.g. Martin Najemi
Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
By AbsoluteUnit999
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Absolute Unit
Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.
2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!! Chu Wanning: Shameless!
By meatbunmarryme
Absolute Unit
Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.
I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.
By Mr. Obelisk
Absolute unit
A man of such incredible power nobody can stop him and everybody fears this absolute unit
Dave: hey you seen that guy Declan Adams Stuart: yeah I heard he’s an absolute unit Dave: yeah him and that guy Joel Timbrell are trouble Stuart: I like kids Dave: Aiden is a pussy
By Aiden whiteley
Absolute Unit
Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.
yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.
By TSM_Tyler