What's on your mug?

Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.

By Reisser

V. To act as Tom Borque would in any given situation V. To use a long confusing word in the wrong context

He walked in and began utterly absconding in front of everyone. When Tom pulled out pulchritudinous I knew he was absconding.

By RolTob

A pastry, it sounds like? That's my educated guess. People will believe it, the fucking sheep.

Bob went to the store to buy an abscond?

By Bob Bobinson III