whay
Either you misspelled "What" or a mix of What and Why.
What and Why: Dude 1: Dude i shit my pants, farted, and burped on a pigeon. Dude 2: Whay???? Misspelled What: Dude 1: shducjs djishbuqwhdbeuhcb Dude 2: Whay? What*
By an idiot thats an idiot