What's on your mug?

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

By youdontsmellbad

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed. 2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

By Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?" "Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

By This Cat

Otherwise known as SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up. "Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

By RetfirDMX

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day

Happy fucking Valentine's Day

By katie was here