shankled
Shitting on your ankles.
Scenario 1: Standing at a urinal you (shart), but you're wearing shorts and realize you shankled. Scenario 2: You go to squat in the woods, have a little misdirection and BAM! Shankled!
By fresh out of socks
Shitting on your ankles.
Scenario 1: Standing at a urinal you (shart), but you're wearing shorts and realize you shankled. Scenario 2: You go to squat in the woods, have a little misdirection and BAM! Shankled!
By fresh out of socks
having been sodomized by a female with artificial male genitalia
I thought she was a nice girl until she shankled me so hard I couldn't sit down for a week.
By Stormy Petrel