What's on your mug?

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

By Andrewsky

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’ 2. A man's penis

Jesus, look at his schlong!

By And.

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

By Aw yeah

a large penis. comes from the german term schlange which means serpant ;)

wow, kev has a nice schlong

By OLIVEEEEE

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

By anonymous