mayfusing
a combination of the words "maybe" and confusing," mayfusing describes a state of utter confusion after hearing a word that one is not familiar with.
JENNA: Can I borrow a black cardigan? RUDY: Mayhaps. JENNA: Say what? RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps. JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business. RUDY: May why? JENNA: It's mayfusing.
By Rudy Houssian