What's on your mug?

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

By Stew

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide." "Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

By My Immortal Reader

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

By phantom negromante

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday! Will: Ewwww! Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

By MasticatingMaster