lawyer's lawyer
When the crimes you commit are so [bad] that your [lawyer] needs to [get] a lawyer.
"My lawyer's lawyer said he can get my lawyer off so my lawyer should be in court for me." "Your lawyer's lawyer? What the [hell] did you do?" "Pissed on some Russian prostitutes, a little nepotism, raw dogged a porn star and lied about it, I am slumlord, used my political connections to profit personally, signed off on people using [tax] dollars to fund their personal trips, wrote down shit on some pieces of paper and forced others to live by it , tried to sue people who called me names after I verbally attacked them, I haven't paid taxes in 10 years, fired some asshole who kept trying to investigate me and my [friends], grabbed a few [random] women by their pussies - hey they like it - , watched some teenage girls get undressed, sure as [fuck] am not renting my houses to black people, sold some [fake] diplomas to a few dumbasses, hired some undocumented pollocks in the 80's, rigged some gambling machines in my casinos, some jackasses claim I didn't pay them, a few fraudualant realestate deals, bought my own books with campaign dollars and kept the royalties, smuggles some models into the country so I could [bang] them - even married one of them, set up some tax dodging foundations, remember that Cuba embargo I bitch about that last [jackass] lifting - I totally violated it in the 90's, and I conspired with a [government] known to be an enemy of our country to influence federal elections. Nothing too [bad], I don't know what they are bitching about."
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