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Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.

John: What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night? Dave: Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job. John: She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'? Dave: Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.

By JamesBeam

Getting a blowjob in a Mini Cooper.

Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.

By nickroat

Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

By Mr Bridger

when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)

Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.

By Gabe & Mickey

1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.

Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..

By Vinny De Toenaili