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fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

By dgro

Fish and Chips

1. a traditional English dish of breaded fish fingers and chips (fries) wrapped in newspaper 2. A phrase synonymous with "What an idiot". Comes from situations in which someone does something so unfathomably stupid that the only logical explanation for their actions is that they have fish and chips for brains.

1. Oh man, mum made fish and chips last night, it was so tasty! 2. Dudebro: Hey, hold my beer and watch this! Sensible Person: No. You're just gonna hurt yourself doing something stupid. Dudebro: Nah, come on! *Dudebro attempts to jump a ledge on his skateboard and ends up landing balls-first on a railing* Sensible person: Fish and chips...

By Deirdre Nightshade

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