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DOT com

a term used to describe an extremely TALL, altitudinous, large, skyscraping, oversized, preposterous, beastly, bison-like female. it is said that these 'DOT com' women tend to feed on all sorts of raw ground meat such as ground chuck, ground loin, ground veal - and also participate in many barbaric rituals involving men said to resemble Al Roker. "DOT com" insinuates the woman is an Amazon, pertaining to AmazonDOTcom

(a) oh haaay soooo today, i went to the Bulk Store again - majorly running low on vats of warmed, petroleum jelly and Arabian camel toes. and all of sudden dude - this BISON walked in. legit. (b)shut up. tell me it wasnt.. (a) yeah dude. it was a DOT com. and the worst part. all 7'4" of the broad was flying free like cling wrap at a bondage convention. all she was wearing was a deer skinned 2 piece. (b) so hein.

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