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basic bro

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways) - Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys - Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night - Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave" - Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother" - Talks a lot about high school - Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer - Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night" - Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others - Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own) - Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not

Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football." bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."

By ScifiDeath

basic bro

The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes: ~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts ~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking) ~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray ~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins" ~ Taking theme parties far too seriously ~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes ~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)

"Fuckin' Todd is here. Dude is such a basic bro."

By WookieeValentine

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