Twebs
An evolution of a mixture of slang terms used to describe a global network of computers linked together over the TCP/IP protocol that allows people to connect and communicate pretty much anything to anyone (when it's not hampered by excruciating slow connections, or down completely). Evolution: Internet > Interweb > Interwebs > Twebs
Person 1: Is the twebs working for you? Person 2: Nah mate, the twebs has completely crapped itself. I can't even get on Facebook let alone do my actual work...
By yalooze