turtle head
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
By terd-dul hed
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
By terd-dul hed
The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
By Mike
When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
By Player Player
Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
By Jerry Shaffer
When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
By currybomb