A madman with a box. A genius with a big swishy coat. A veteran dressed like a magician. He's all of these. And whatever you do, never bring up the name Rose Tyler. He's compassionate. He's everything good about the universe. But if you do something bad, he'll come for you.
Look up genocide in the dictionary. There's a picture of The Doctor. The caption says, "Over my dead body!"
By Brewsterion
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful. He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space. He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion. The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting. His name...is the Doctor.
The Doctor is rude and not ginger.
By WHOligan
A mad man in a blue box. Loves bowties, and is obsessed with fezzes. Ironically, he has never been ginger, but is and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and dreamer of improbable dreams.
Amy: Where's the Doctor? Rory: Trying on fezzes.
By violeteyesadcw
He is like fire, burning through time, as old as forever the past in his prime. You'll see his blue spaceship materialize, he'll look out and say to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! A 900 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue police box.
Person 1: Oh my goodness, the doctor is so hot! Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space! Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who? Person 2: Oh yeah, where the Doctor meets River Song again.
By TARDIStacular
(th ee dok-ter), n. 1. Mad man with a box.
Pete: It's the Doctor. Frank: Who? Pete: Exactly.
By just_little_old_me