What's on your mug?

A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo! Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!

By tallica

A reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a “straightener” to accommodate as a short term sobering agent.

I’m so fucked up. I need a straightener.

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

I need a straightener after failing the driving test again

By Conal Cam

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

By Cheesyeggs

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.

That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.

By AlanBennet01