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Shithawk

someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK. shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more. a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.

Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?" Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!" Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere" Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!" Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!" Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!" Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)" Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."

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