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randomness

any old [bunch] of crap that is [thrown] in [together].

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my [bitch] of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of [julius] ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of [tea] pods because [1337] people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so [one] would think if the 14 presidents of the [USA] were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning [snow] leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool [aria] soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you [will] get [fucking] irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

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randomness

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow. 2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people ~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~

Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings** Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza * * * * so anyway...oooh! shiny object!

By youXdunnoXme

Randomness

The act of being random. Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums. The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends. The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.

Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness! Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.

By MsAnonn

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