Quant
A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.
Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy. Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.
By liveMike