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A "pro-relaxation" carbonated soft drink created by Funktional Beverages Inc. The drink itself contains Rosehips Powder (10MG), Valerian [Root] (10MG), and [L]-Theanine (5MG) - all of which are reputable substances to facilitate a relaxed feeling, as well as supplementing dreams and dream creation. With that said, the drink, in a sense, benefits the user in a way opposite to an "energy drink" such as Redbull, Rockstar, or [Monster]. Purple [Stuff] contains no caffeine. The drink comes in three flavors. A [grape] flavor, a sort-of berry - fruit-punch flavor, and a lemon-lime flavor. The valerian [root] can actually be tasted in each flavor - especially in [grape]. The lemon-lime is surprisingly smooth to drink, and the berry flavor falls somewhere in between. The drink itself seems to only be sold at gas stations that get consistent business - AKA they've got the money to buy alternative drinks such as this.

Purple [Stuff] comes in purple and white 16OZ cans. The can itself is packaged to appeal to nerdy, pseudo drug-users. Most [people] have too much shame to actually drink it, and others would probably feel embarassed holding it in the store. All of which is too [bad], as some professional text and a [dark]-colored can would make this could-be, legitimate drink accessible. Yes. You can drink two or three of these and catch a buzz. Here are some things to keep in mind and try for optimal results. - Drink Purple Stuff after not sleeping for 24 (+) hours. - Drink Purple Stuff on an empty stomach. - Drink Purple Stuff after a meal. - Drink Purple Stuff when you are well-rested and sober - Drink Purple Stuff and smoke a bowl of weed. - Drink Purple Stuff then drink a 16OZ energy drink - Drink Purple Stuff when you are [happy] - Drink Purple Stuff when you are anxious - Drink Purple Stuff when down/[depressed] for any reason - Drink Purple Stuff and go straight to [bed] - Drink Purple Stuff and meditate - Drink Purple Stuff and play video games Purple Stuff can be purchased with food stamps, though it has "vitamins and supplements" in it - a reason energy drinks such as [Monster] and Rockstar aren'[t] accessible by such means.

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