What's on your mug?

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

By P.Diddy Poppa Nox

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

By boomer2

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?" Jim: "No, did we beat them?" Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

By KaiserMonkey

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

By guy mann-dude

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

By harry flashman